2011 Desert Dash caption contest

[DigDug 0]

When my buddy Dan got his bike stuck in the wash, being good riding buddies, we did two things. 1 - stopped to help, and 2 - took pictures!

This one seems ripe for a caption contest. What do you think?

In light of the other thread, how about:

"See why the riders instructions tell you to NOT cut off the established trail!"

[ADV Bum 205]

Are you pointing at him and laughing, or pointing out that he is stuck?

[Joliet 0]

"What brand of chain lube do you recommend for this type of riding"

[DigDug 0]

[Zenosan 2]

How about just "PRICELESS" Doug?

[KLXBEN 0]

"No shortcuts through china to lunch!"

[TrophyHunter 15]

"You bought that trials tire Strega keeps recommending, didn't you"

[hobiee 28]

"Well looks like it's about time for me to start getting back to camp, see ya when you get back."

And Ken.......... shame on you! I rode all weekend on the mt43 and it performed flawlessly

[TrollingForFish 0]

Dan's idea for a jetski-motorcycle combo never really got off the ground

or

"Every time we come to this creek, you forget your paddle. This is the last time I'm loaning you mine."

[Uncle Champ 116]

I ain't never seen a bikes whole rear suspension come off before!

[Bagstr 288]

" Dude, I swear that wheel was there at lunch. "

[TrollingForFish 0]

Ohh ohh ohh I found Waldo's Bike!!!!

[Strega 0]

Not sure anyone is gonna get this...but I'll throw it out there anyway.

"Ok, who hit the chicken switch??"

[TrophyHunter 15]

And Ken.......... shame on you! I rode all weekend on the mt43 and it performed flawlessly

Yeah, but how often do ya get a chance to give Roger grief....? Plus it was all I could think of at the time.

Career change to caption writer - nope.

[DRZ_400Pilot 0]

Thanks you never told me there was quicksand out here, yes right there were I'm pointing I pointed to it when we rode by. I thought you were pointing at the bushes.

[JohnnyAirtime 2]

"What brand of chain lube do you recommend for this type of riding"

Hilarious.

How about;

"Check your air pressure... gotta' be 25lbs. Air down to 8lbs and you'll ride right out"

"I see you didn't need the kickstand... the ol' bury the rear tire in the soft dirt trick. Nice!"

New bike name; HusaBOG

[KDXKLXKLR 0]

[Covered in Dust 163]

Kickstand? I don't need no stinkin kickstand!

[dirt dame 561]