CVRick 42 Posted June 20, 2010 Any ideas for A name for A male English Mastiff puppy? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paulmbowers 236 Posted June 20, 2010 Any ideas for A name for A male English Mastiff puppy? Winston Cromwell Churchill Earl Duke Limey Trafalger Byron Blake Thatcher Arthur Lancelot (Brave) Sir Robin Ni Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SteelRain 0 Posted June 20, 2010 My next Giant Schnauzer will be named Gunner; you can steal that one as All my Giants have had English Mastiffs as playmates..... that way we only have to call one name... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KIP 0 Posted June 20, 2010 "Mister" - Be careful at dog beach when you yell at him. My dog is Mister JJ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dirt dame 561 Posted June 20, 2010 Just don't call your dog this: A Dog Named Sex Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog’s license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, “I would like to have one too!” Then I said, “But she is a dog!” He said he didn’t care what she looked like. I said, “You don’t understand. … I have had Sex since I was nine years old.” He replied, “You must have been quite a kid.” When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, “But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around Sex.” He said he didn’t want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace. My family is barred from the church from then on. When my wife and I went on our honeymoon, I took the dog with me. When we checked into the motel, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for me and my wife and a special room for Sex. He said that every room in the motel is a place for sex. I said, “You don’t understand. … Sex keeps me awake at night.” The clerk said, “Me too!” One day I entered Sex in a contest. But before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just looking around. I told him that I was going to have Sex in the contest. He said that I should have sold my own tickets. “You don’t understand,” I said, “I hoped to have Sex on TV.” He called me a show off. When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, “Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married but Sex left me after I was married.” The Judge said, “Me too!” Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking all over for her. A cop came over and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 o’clock in the morning. I said, “I’m looking for Sex.” — My case comes up next Thursday. Well now I’ve been thrown in jail, been divorced and had more damn troubles with that dog than I ever foresaw. Why just the other day when I went for my first session with the psychiatrist, she asked me, “What seems to be the trouble?” I replied, “Sex has been my best friend all my life but now it has left me for ever. I couldn’t live any longer so lonely.” and the doctor said, “Look mister, you should understand that sex isn’t a man’s best friend: So get yourself a dog.” Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SteelRain 0 Posted June 20, 2010 Too much reading for a REALLY lame joke. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dirt dame 561 Posted June 20, 2010 Too much reading for a REALLY lame joke. Oops, sorry, I didn't mean to make your lips tired! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kellymac530 0 Posted June 20, 2010 depends on the color....if it is a black and tan you could name him "sudsy" like beer foam if its a brindle you could name it "guiness" then there is colt moose chunk lump let us know what you come up with Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hoss314 0 Posted June 20, 2010 I had a brindle Bull Mastiff that was named Cody....... attach a picture to your post.....might make it easier to figure a name Puppy Cody with my 2 full grown Boxers in the doghouse Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jaynen 0 Posted June 20, 2010 Sir Robin I resemble that comment Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paulmbowers 236 Posted June 20, 2010 Sir Robin I resemble that comment There he is! Happy Father's Day? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites