A Fairy Tale

[KTMrad 508]

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'

The girl said, 'NO!'

And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles

and went fishing and hunting and rode track days a lot and

drank beer and scotch and left the toilet seat up and

farted whenever he wanted.

THE END

[2Wheels 0]

You funny!

[Spaugh 1]

Hey, I'm married and still get to EVERY one of those things. Guess you just got to find the right wife.

[Chief Gunner 2]

Don't forget to add to the tale that the dog gets to sleep on the bed and do all of the same things you do too

[tlking6 0]

Careful guys, you dont want to end up like this dude

http://adage.com/brightcove/single.php?bcp...ctid=3130509001

[Erick 0]

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'

The girl said, 'NO!'

And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles

and went fishing and hunting and rode track days a lot and

drank beer and scotch and left the toilet seat up and

farted whenever he wanted.

THE END

AKA "Living the dream"

[Strega 0]

Careful guys, you dont want to end up like this DUDE

You gonna give us all the username and password to your email account?

hehe

[Crawdaddy 96]

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'

The girl said, 'NO!'

And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles

and went fishing and hunting and rode track days a lot and

drank beer and scotch and left the toilet seat up and

farted whenever he wanted.

THE END

Once upon a time, a guy told his wife - "We're done, I want a divorce"

The guy lost quite a few possessions as part of the settlement, but managed to live happily ever after and rode motorcycles with his kiddos, led the single life when the kiddos weren't around, rode track days a lot, drank beer and tequila , left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted....until he moved a girlfriend in with him ~15 yrs later..... at that point he chose to reform his toilet seat/farting tendencies.

THE END

[christi20 0]

EDITED VERSION:

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'

The girl said, 'NO!'

And the girl lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles

and went fishing and shooting and rode track days a lot and

drank margaritas and shooters and left the toilet seat down and

farted whenever she wanted.

THE END

[Crawdaddy 96]

EDITED VERSION:

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'

The girl said, 'NO!'

And the girl lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles

and went fishing and shooting and rode track days a lot and

drank margaritas and shooters and left the toilet seat down and

farted whenever she wanted.

THE END

Nice!

[Chief Gunner 2]

BRAVO Christi, one of the funniest things I've seen all day!

Thanks

[tlking6 0]

Careful guys, you dont want to end up like this DUDE

You gonna give us all the username and password to your email account?

hehe

Try it again stapo

Its not my email account its a link. Weird that it works for me when I click it.

http://adage.com/brightcove/single.php?bcp...ctid=3130509001

[bikeslut 1]

Hey, I'm married and still get to EVERY one of those things. Guess you just got to find the right wife.

You want him to marry Brianna?

[dirt dame 559]

Once upon a time a girl married a furry Italian sociopath, then got a divorce and kept riding motorcycles, but didn't fart whenever she wanted to from being conditioned not to from long years in customer service and retail. But you can always do it while riding a motorcycle, 'cause nobody can hear it.

THE END

[Strega 0]

Ok next time I'm riding in FRONT of Dirt Dame...

[dirt dame 559]