KTMrad 515 Posted December 17, 2008 Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and rode track days a lot and drank beer and scotch and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted. THE END Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaugh 1 Posted December 17, 2008 Hey, I'm married and still get to EVERY one of those things. Guess you just got to find the right wife. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chief Gunner 2 Posted December 17, 2008 Don't forget to add to the tale that the dog gets to sleep on the bed and do all of the same things you do too Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tlking6 0 Posted December 17, 2008 Careful guys, you dont want to end up like this dude http://adage.com/brightcove/single.php?bcp...ctid=3130509001 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Erick 0 Posted December 17, 2008 Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and rode track days a lot and drank beer and scotch and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted. THE END AKA "Living the dream" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strega 0 Posted December 17, 2008 Careful guys, you dont want to end up like this DUDE You gonna give us all the username and password to your email account? hehe Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crawdaddy 96 Posted December 17, 2008 Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and rode track days a lot and drank beer and scotch and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted. THE END Once upon a time, a guy told his wife - "We're done, I want a divorce" The guy lost quite a few possessions as part of the settlement, but managed to live happily ever after and rode motorcycles with his kiddos, led the single life when the kiddos weren't around, rode track days a lot, drank beer and tequila , left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted....until he moved a girlfriend in with him ~15 yrs later..... at that point he chose to reform his toilet seat/farting tendencies. THE END Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christi20 0 Posted December 17, 2008 EDITED VERSION: Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the girl lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and shooting and rode track days a lot and drank margaritas and shooters and left the toilet seat down and farted whenever she wanted. THE END Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crawdaddy 96 Posted December 17, 2008 EDITED VERSION: Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the girl lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and shooting and rode track days a lot and drank margaritas and shooters and left the toilet seat down and farted whenever she wanted. THE END Nice! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chief Gunner 2 Posted December 17, 2008 BRAVO Christi, one of the funniest things I've seen all day! Thanks Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tlking6 0 Posted December 17, 2008 Careful guys, you dont want to end up like this DUDE You gonna give us all the username and password to your email account? hehe Try it again stapo Its not my email account its a link. Weird that it works for me when I click it. http://adage.com/brightcove/single.php?bcp...ctid=3130509001 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bikeslut 1 Posted December 18, 2008 Hey, I'm married and still get to EVERY one of those things. Guess you just got to find the right wife. You want him to marry Brianna? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dirt dame 561 Posted December 18, 2008 Once upon a time a girl married a furry Italian sociopath, then got a divorce and kept riding motorcycles, but didn't fart whenever she wanted to from being conditioned not to from long years in customer service and retail. But you can always do it while riding a motorcycle, 'cause nobody can hear it. THE END Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strega 0 Posted December 18, 2008 Ok next time I'm riding in FRONT of Dirt Dame... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites