bikeslut 1 Posted January 28, 2009 start easy, and get progressively more difficult: "he died in a freak gardening accident" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paulmbowers 236 Posted January 28, 2009 That was Spinal Tap, all the way to 11. and the marquee read: Puppet Show and Spinal Tap Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Erick 0 Posted January 28, 2009 I know, not a quote in the true sense, but I like it and it's an easy starter... It's enclosed in quotes also... "So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jed 0 Posted January 28, 2009 Caddy Shack? How about, "Mess with the bull and you get the horns!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bikeslut 1 Posted January 28, 2009 I have no doubt that fake name would kick my ass at this game... I got the caddyshack one, but not the bull one; but it does sound familiar. "...we wouldve named them Dr Quinn and Medicine Woman" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jed 0 Posted January 28, 2009 I have no doubt that fake name would kick my ass at this game... I got the caddyshack one, but not the bull one; but it does sound familiar."...we wouldve named them Dr Quinn and Medicine Woman" Its an 80's teen movie, think about a school administrator looking over detention. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHunter 15 Posted January 28, 2009 Breakfast club. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jed 0 Posted January 28, 2009 Good one. Here is an easy one: Get off my lawn! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tntmo 915 Posted January 28, 2009 Good one. Here is an easy one: Get off my lawn! Hasn't someone got that as their quote already? From the recent movie Gran Torino. "It's all ball bearings these days." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dirt dame 561 Posted January 28, 2009 Are we bored or what? That's not a quote....I'm just asking Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boat440 0 Posted January 28, 2009 How about: "Plastics" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BC330 0 Posted January 28, 2009 " Loc dog don't ride for no trick ass bitches" .... NAME IT! BC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paulmbowers 236 Posted January 28, 2009 How about: "Plastics" That's an old one. One word, Ben. Plastics. Elaine! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jed 0 Posted January 28, 2009 " Loc dog don't ride for no trick ass bitches" .... NAME IT! BC "FRIDAY"? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bikeslut 1 Posted January 28, 2009 Are we bored or what?That's not a quote....I'm just asking If you dont have anything constructive to add, go start your own game... WE are playing "name that quote" "I can't tell you how this will end; but I can tell you how its going to begin..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dirt dame 561 Posted January 28, 2009 Are we bored or what?That's not a quote....I'm just asking If you dont have anything constructive to add, go start your own game... WE are playing "name that quote" "I can't tell you how this will end; but I can tell you how its going to begin..." This is my "own game". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joliet 0 Posted January 28, 2009 Good one. Here is an easy one: Get off my lawn! Hasn't someone got that as their quote already? From the recent movie Gran Torino. "It's all ball bearings these days." Fletch How about ;(Like I told my last wife, I says, "Honey, I never drive faster than I can see. Besides that, it's all in the reflexes." ) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bikeslut 1 Posted January 28, 2009 damn! I'm worse at this than I thought Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KTMrad 517 Posted January 28, 2009 "Three tomatoes are walking down the street- a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind. Poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato, and smooshes him... and says, Catch up. .....get it ?? Catch up." Name it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joliet 0 Posted January 28, 2009 Good one. Here is an easy one: Get off my lawn! Hasn't someone got that as their quote already? From the recent movie Gran Torino. "It's all ball bearings these days." Fletch How about ;(Like I told my last wife, I says, "Honey, I never drive faster than I can see. Besides that, it's all in the reflexes." ) The last one might be too obscure. Try this one, same actor different movie. "You know what your problem is?, You are so god damn bored you have to invent things to bitch about. You don't have a single thing to do on this earth except for your hair, the closet was fine, you just needed something to fill up your useless, nail polishing, toe polishing, rich bitch, sun tanning days." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bikeslut 1 Posted January 28, 2009 damn! I'm worse at this than I thought still Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paulmbowers 236 Posted January 28, 2009 "Three tomatoes are walking down the street- a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind. Poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato, and smooshes him... and says, Catch up. .....get it ?? Catch up."Name it. Straight to the head of the class. Mia Wallace, wife of Marsellus Wallace, who does NOT look like a bitch! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DigDug 0 Posted January 28, 2009 You know... there's only one problem with this game here.... google Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PastaPilot 17 Posted January 28, 2009 Ok I'll play. I have no idea where Joliet is getting these from but try this one. What's her last name name, I'll look it up? You know I don't really recall, Swim, Sammy, swami, slippy, slappy, simmons, summons, swannie, swinson. Swanson? Maybe it's on the briefcase. Oh yeah it's right here. Samsonite! I was way off! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bikeslut 1 Posted January 28, 2009 Ok I'll play. I have no idea where Joliet is getting these from but try this one."Where all the white women at?" blazing saddles Share this post Link to post Share on other sites