Letter from wife

[SCHWINN 0]

My darling husband,

Before you return from your business trip, I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately it's not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.

The garage door is slightly bent but fortunately the pick up came to a halt when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.

I am enclosing a picture of the damage for you.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife.

XXX

P.S. your girlfriend called!

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[PastaPilot 17]

Damn Steve! That sucks, but look on the bright side. At least your motorcycle made it through ok.

[TrophyHunter 15]

Looks like the bikes were spared! Cool.

edit: too slow....or at least slower than Jon

When did you move to Arkansas?

[PastaPilot 17]

I have youth on my side oldtimer.

[Audible 0]

That's nice compared to what my wife would do..................................

[ARGMISTER 0]

oddly that does acctually look like your garage except for the cool truck that was on the left side has been replaced with a lame scooter :ok:

[650hucker 0]

You can buff that out...

[SCHWINN 0]

Looks like the bikes were spared! Cool. Quote

Yea, thats my new PW 50 on the left and I traded my ZX1200 for that cool Riva next to it

And yea, I moved down the street to Arkansas. :dance3:

I flat out ripped this joke off another site. :dance:

[Bagstr 287]

There are Other sites??

[rexr 0]

I flat out ripped this joke off another site.

You cheating SOB!!! :dance: :dance3:

[RogerTOWM 0]

You mean that isn't your garage! Why I'm Shocked!