Guy next to you

[hoss314 0]

What to do on an airplane when you find yourself seated next to a real jerk:

1. Take out your laptop.

2. Slowly open your laptop.

3. Turn it on.

4. Make certain your neighbor is watching.

5. Open your internet browser.

6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and then look up to the sky, or the heavens if you will.

7. Breathe deeply and open the site

8.. Look at the expression on your neighbor's face.

[Strega 0]

This one is easy...turn to him and say:

"Do you think anyone would notice if we went into the same lavatory together for a little while?"

[cmayer31 3]

Thanks for the laugh I'm actually flying Friday....hrmm

[dsfox 0]

Thanks for the laugh

DITTO !

[Dirsuper 0]

That is hilarious! I just flew back from the Middle East.....man I coulda had fun with that one!

[tntmo 887]

That is hilarious! I just flew back from the Middle East.....man I coulda had fun with that one!

I'll be flying out of here in a few weeks, might have to save this.

[christi20 0]

That is GREAT!

[rexr 0]

That is hilarious! I just flew back from the Middle East.....man I coulda had fun with that one!

Yeah.. I can see it now.. being thrown face down into the isle of the plane by paranoid passengers and then getting a body cavity search..

[kevinsinvegas 0]

Doesn't seem like anyone flying these days has a sense of humor. +1, on would this getting you a cavity search or at least a major beating by the passengers, and then long talks with the boys in dark suits and dark glasses. Still funny as hell though.