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THATS C(.)(.)L JON :D..............heres one for yaPosted Image HO..HO..HO

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sweet kawee...heres one for you merry xmas . and I hope you flipper is healing well.......... Posted Image

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.............sweet kawee...heres one for you merry xmas .

GEE, THANKS STEVE.

.......AND A VERY MERRY XMAS TO YOU TOO.........

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Well since this thread went into a X-mas hi-jack..........

Heres my contribution.

Our secret family Tequila Cookie recipe.

Christmas Tequila Cookies

1 cup dark brown sugar

1 cup (two sticks) butter

1 cup granulated sugar

4 large eggs

2 cups dried fruit (dried cranberries or raisins)

1 teaspoon baking soda

1 teaspoon salt

1 teaspoon fresh lemon juice

1 cup coarsely chopped walnuts or pecans

2 cups all purpose flour

1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila (silver or gold, as desired)

First, sample the Cuervo to check quality.

Take a large bowl. Check the Cuervo to be sure it is of the highest

quality.

Pour another 4 ounces in a measuring cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer.

Beat one cup of the butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one teaspoon sugar. Beat again.

At this point, it is best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK. Try

another 4 ounces, just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break two leggs and add to the bowl and

chuck in the cup of dried fruit, picking the frigging fruit off the

floor.

Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just

pry it loose with a screwdriver.

Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift 2 cups of salt or something.

Check the Jose Cuervo.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall

over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and

make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

Cherry Mistmas

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Guest stevensyanora

.............sweet kawee...heres one for you merry xmas .

GEE, THANKS STEVE.

.......AND A VERY MERRY XMAS TO YOU TOO.........

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,well thank you ..kawee , that is a classic card... I think I know that lady :ph34r:B) ever wondered why santa dosn"t show up on xmas eve?....Posted Image

...now you know....this and tequila cookies har har :P:P

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Guest stevensyanora

one more ..dont let the kids see this one :ph34r:Posted Image

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