TrophyHunter 15 Posted January 24, 2009 Read the mothers reply, it's well worth the extra few minutes. (Here's the reply the teacher received the following day) Dear Mrs. Jones, I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer. I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot. From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in. Sincerely, Mrs. Smith Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bikeslut 1 Posted January 25, 2009 that's some quick thinking "Mrs. Smith" I'll bet her stage name is something more exotic... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHunter 15 Posted January 25, 2009 I'll bet her stage name is something more exotic... Yeah, but with that body she'd be in a constant recession......of course guys being guys.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bikeslut 1 Posted January 25, 2009 I'd give her a buck to put some clothes on... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dirt dame 561 Posted January 25, 2009 I'd give her a buck to put some clothes on... How can you tell whether or not she's wearing any clothes? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bikeslut 1 Posted January 25, 2009 I have a vivid imagination... Duh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trailtracker 0 Posted January 25, 2009 How can you tell whether or not she's wearing any clothes? You have a point there. If she's not wearing any clothes, then all the people with the money in their hands are probably nekkid also. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paulmbowers 236 Posted January 25, 2009 Well, somebody needs to buy her a sandwich or something... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slosher 0 Posted January 25, 2009 I thought if they all are naked it was called a I know bad joke.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
