Chief Gunner 2 Posted February 20, 2008 Really True Friendship........... Here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy tail 9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end 'Why?' you may ask; 'because you are my friend'. Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its true warmth. Remember: A friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel... GUNZ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PastaPilot 17 Posted February 20, 2008 Nice to know I can count on you my friend. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bikeslut 1 Posted February 20, 2008 When you fall- I'll take a picture Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sandiegoland 0 Posted February 20, 2008 When you fall- I'll take a picture I'll coordinate with air support... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
