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  1. Dan Diego

    Anyone want to guess what this is?

    NOPE! But thanks for playing.
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  3. Dan Diego

    bikeslut band whore

    Oh, I'm almost afraid to ask: What instrument do you profess to play? What kind of music? Please, no comments from the peanut gallery...
  4. I rec'd this email update from Congressman Hunter's office today. Among other things, H.R. 2715 will allow kids to ride whatever bikes they want (even KTMs...ewwww!). Dear Dan: As someone who enjoys recreational off-roading, I wanted to update you on some important news. I think you will agree this is a good first step in protecting America's small businesses from government over-regulation. The House recently passed legislation which provides the Consumer Product Safety Commission (CPSC) with greater authority and discretion in enforcing federal consumer product safety laws, particularly as it pertains to the lead clause contained in the Consumer Product Safety Improvement Act (CPSIA) of 2008. As you may recall, this federal law was originally passed by Congress with the good intentions of protecting children against over-exposure to lead. Unfortunately there were unintended consequences when the CPSC banned a variety of products spanning from off-highway vehicles (OHVs) and OHV parts to items as innocuous as pencils and school supplies. This enforcement was a direct threat to many small businesses in our community that were facing the prospect of taking a large part of their inventory off the shelves of their stores. It is for this reason that I was pleased to vote in favor of H.R. 2715, which passed the House by a margin of 421-2 on August 1, 2011. This common sense reform received bipartisan support and provides the CPSC the flexibility necessary to ensure that the CPSIA achieves its goal of protecting children against lead while, at the same time, not apply this regulation to products that do not fall into a category of risk. Currently, H.R. 2715 has been referred to the Senate for consideration and, given the bipartisan approach of this bill, I am very hopeful that action will be taken on it in the near future. Thank you for the opportunity to update you on this important issue. If you have any questions or concerns regarding this or any other issue, please do not hesitate to let me know and I encourage you to visit www.hunter.house.gov where you can email me and sign up to receive updates and an e-newsletter. I look forward to hearing from you. Sincerely, Duncan Hunter Member of Congress Please visit my website at hunter.house.gov to sign up for my e-newsletter and receive electronic updates.
  5. Dan Diego

    Ready to Ride (kinda)

    Welcome, Ray! Nice meeting you last weekend. I'm still recovering from the Kernan...and I didn't even attempt it. Let me tell you a little about the infamous SDAR background check...that's why it took so long for your membership in this exclusive club to be approved. OK, from "good" info (initials BS), I understand that once you submit your application, the mod writes back and asks you to "list all the bad stuff" you've ever done. And don't be shy. Then,the mods get together for brews at a local pub (Blue Oyster) where they chat about drinkin' and ridin' and knobbies and noobs. Once they've reached a certain blood-alcohol level, they break out the membership applications and have a good laugh. Then they drunk dial you and quiz you about the stuff you did as a youngster. Here's an example of one of their membership/background check calls: "Hey, Ray, this is Bob calling from SDAR. Yeah, me and the boys had some questions about that thing you did in Tijuana in the 80's. Uh, what were you thinking?!" Then, he will ask for photos, videos or audio. It gets rough. There's a lot of background noise, mostly laughing. Then, if you're lucky (like we were), the calling mod will pass out and about a week later we will magically be approved. That's kind of how the process works. So, what did you tell 'em? Got photos? See ya out there, Ray! Dan
  6. Dan Diego

    RawHyde Adventures?

    Has anyone had any experience with RawHyde Adventures out of Castaic, CA? Just doing some reading on their outfit and wanted to know if any of our folks have attended their offroad/dualsport training courses. I "may" have seen a need for some serious offroad experience after last Sunday's "novice" ride. I mean, how am I ever going to tackle the Kernan on my big ol' R1150GS otherwise?
  7. I went to four corners looking for my buddy Kepple. Saw his truck, but I wan't gonna wander around looking for him. I should have just followed you guys. I talked to him for a while. He told me he was waiting for you. Just before he left with his wife and son he said, "It's a good thing you didn't attempt the Kernan with that bike!" He was the first of several folks to say that.
  8. Well, Bikeslut, I want to jump on the bandwagon of those thanking you for a great ride. Your experience and patience were much appreciated. Actually, there were some really great riders (everyone but me, really) and everyone was nice and welcoming. The route you picked was top notch and I know I'll be getting out there again soon. The Kernan? Maybe not quite yet. BTW: The way you chose to ride the day with street tires for a couple of noobs was classy. Well done, sir. Just super, man. Dan
  9. That was me, Eddie! Sorry about that. I thought I saw some dust on my uber clean bike and was wiping it down when we passed each other at about 50 MPH. (C'mon, you had about 2 inches to spare!) All apologies... Dan
  10. Dan Diego

    Sunday Aug 7

    Should we be worried? I feel I've been reading posts from SDLGBT Riders. FWIW, I'm straight. Don't draw conclusions from my yellow bike. See you at 7. Did I mention I'm straight?
  11. Dan Diego

    Sunday Aug 7

    I'll take part of the blame for that. The noobs are turning to the more experienced riders and I asked BS for some easy rides. We want to get out and see some trails, but make it back in one piece. C'mon, we'll be out on the single track with you soon enough!
  12. Dan Diego

    Sunday Aug 7

    I plan on being there with my big yeller pig.
  13. Although the Harrison Park Road to Engineers Road is fun. That's what I call a "get to know your bike" ride.
  14. Yo, BS, I plan on taking you up on that. From the Tourist Mecca of La Mesa, I'm right down the road from you and would like to check out some basic to intermediate trails. I work a M-F, 9-5 job -- weekends are all I have -- but might be able to get an occasional Wednesday free. Go easy on the noobs...
  15. Dan Diego

    Traveling with a firearm

    I was thinking the same thing. From an online dictionary: gouge (Definition) verb American to intimidate, damage, do down. A business term of the 1980s. A business term of the '80's! Yikes. What's up with that? I agree with your term: We're just providing information, assistance to our fellow riders, as it were. That and bustin' yer chops.
  16. Dan Diego

    Traveling with a firearm

    Heated debate? Guns? Well, that's unusual. Maybe we can add peforming abortions and providing liquor to minors. You know, to keep the conversation light. To make things easy, I'd suggest becoming a LEO--preferably a Fed--prior to embarking on your ride. Hey, do your research and carry what you feel comfortable with--be it a knife, bear spray (highly recommended for all types of pesky varmits, like OMGs) or a big ol' beautiful .357. Did not mean for this to become a heated debate, just vision myself hanging out in my tent and hearing some unruly noises or on some predators menu.. Obviously done correctly there should be no issues As for being informed, I feel I am as informed as the average safety conscious firearm owner should be, - just thought I would seek some advice from people that have been doing a lot longer then me... Thanks for your input
  17. Dan Diego

    Traveling with a firearm

    This issue has been covered fairly extensively on ADV; you might want to check out those threads. A fanny pack will do well. Comfortable, and you can have your wallet and other important documents up front with you. That's how I travel, so it's really no biggie. Crossing borders can cause some grief, though, so have plans in case you decide to run into canada while you're up there. Good luck.
  18. Dan Diego

    newbie from Escondido

    You've come to the right place, Tyler. Welcome. Now, about those 80 MPH wheelies...
  19. Dan Diego

    sunday the 31st

    OK, I'm out, too. Let me know if anyone plans something later today or next weekend. BTW: It's official--we're all made of sugar!
  20. OK, you BMW riders, I'm looking to replace a slowly dying battery on my GS with an Odyssey --possibly the PC680MJ-A or PC680-C. Anyone using this battery, or a better alternative? I've found it for about $160 locally or $115 on-line. Anyone care to recommend a local shop they're happy with? Lastly, what's the deal with the terminal adapters/extenders? Necessary? Thanks in advance! Dan
  21. Dan Diego

    New Odyssey Battery for my R1150GS

    I just bought the Odyssey PC680 for $115 from Portable Power Sports (PPS). $130 included a set of terminal extenders and shipping.
  22. Dan Diego

    Next SDAR Club Meeting August 16th

    In. See you there.
  23. Dan Diego

    sunday the 31st

    I'd be up for something. East County back roads is do-able. I still sport the Anakees, so don't expect too much aggressive hill climbing from me and the Yeller Pig. Lemme know.
  24. Dan Diego

    John Carter of Mars

    Can't wait! I read these books as a kid. Great stuff.
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