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My Favorite Animal

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Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."

She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else in the class laughed.

My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.

He said they love animals very much.

I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.

I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children.

So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.

Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.

I told her, "Colonel Sanders."

Guess where I am now...

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That is funny, but I am confused. Your profile says your 40 years old, what are you doing still living with mom and dad and why have not graduated from high school yet? :mellow:

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That is funny, but I am confused. Your profile says your 40 years old, what are you doing still living with mom and dad and why have not graduated from high school yet? :mellow:

Obviously you have never met Dougie....

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As with some online communications, there are inferences made as the non-verbal facial expression and voice inflection is missing. I don't know, and won't assume, what this thread was about except a joke.

I posted the Beware of Doug Far Side cartoon because I like the play on words and I thought it might make someone (including Doug) chuckle a little. It was not meant in any disparaging way and should not have been interpreted in any way but fun.

I miss the creator of Far Side as he decided to stop writing a few years ago. I'm a fan & have a book of his cartoons from his early childhood.....he's always had a funny outlook on stuff IMO.

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No, Doug doesnt live at home..LOL

I also own all of Larsons Farside comic books and also all Calvin and Hobbs books.

Here is one I shot over to Pasta Pilot a few years ago.. I think he has seen it once or twice..

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