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Chuck Norris Motorbike Factoids

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Keeping it light on a gloomy, maybe gonna rain Thursday.

Facts:

  • Chuck Norris once wiped out on this motorcycle. The road got Chuckrash.
  • His bike has no need for a sidestand; Chuck Norris glares at it menacingly and it stands up straight out of fear.
  • Chuck Norris has never started the engine on his motorcycle. He just hops on and roundhouse kicks the earth, and away he rides.
  • If Chuck Norris rode this BMW thru a stream, he wouldn't get wet, the water would get Chucked!
  • Chuck Norris freebie non-bike-related factoid: If you had $5 and Chuck Norris had $5, Chuck Norris would still have more money than you.

Got more motorbiking Chuck? Bring it.

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Chuck Norris raced and won the Baja 250...it actually started as the Baja 1000 but Baja quit after 250 miles.

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Chuck Norris raced and won the Baja 250...it actually started as the Baja 1000 but Baja quit after 250 miles.

Nice!

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