Oh, thank you. Clearly this is a level headed, straight forward, and not in any way sarcastic group, so I think I will fit right in!
It was off pavement within 6 days of ownership. It was also within 6 days of ownership that I learned its a couple hundred pounds heavier than a mountain bike.
On the up side- I learned I can squat a 500 lb bike. Downside, my pretty new bike aint so pretty anymore. Oh well. Good story for the ride to starbucks.